Holmsey

Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.

Did you know James picks his mums team? God she’s a real Holmsey!!!

by Cheadle Reds December 17, 2022

never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

homsey

The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!

Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!

by wowcool92 January 19, 2011

Homseysapian

A devout worshipper of all things related to the cult dedicated to the beloved John Homsey influenced deeply by the morals of Marshall Mathers, otherwise known as Eminem.

1. Oh why hello there Homseysapian, where's my snare?

2. Ryan L, bend over!

by tsacks and faya December 16, 2008

Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.

Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021

Holsey

Holsey is a bright and unique name. Holsey means your funny and cute at the same time. She/He also will make you play if you have done something to her/him.

Boy- Holsey is a dork!
Another boy- Don’t play with her she will make you pay for it!

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Holmesy

A homicidal maniac, also known to be very clumsey. This type of person is rarely liked, he is a social outcast who has contenplated on commiting suicide on various occassions. He has known to grope and rape females, where then after he continues his routine rituals of being a retard. Conversations that take place with this person usually go along the lines of...
Person 1: Hey, how r ya
Holmesy: mmmmmmmmmm.
The I.Q. of this creature is not known as when he takes the standard IQ test, he recieves a lower score than idiot, they have not needed to name a lower score because no-one is generally this stupid or retarded, not even aboriginals.

Also known as:
Holmesy edgar cook
Holmesy Manson
Hannibal Holmesy

Person 1:"hey is that guy groping some chick"
Person 2:"Oh he is"
*walks over to stop it*
Person 1:"Oh it's just holmesy"

by John Loch Smith September 12, 2007