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Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.
Did you know James picks his mums team? God she’s a real Holmsey!!!
Holmsey by Cheadle Reds December 17, 2022
Words you can keep

never be like holmsy 

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy
The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!
Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!
homsey by wowcool92 January 19, 2011

Homseysapian 

A devout worshipper of all things related to the cult dedicated to the beloved John Homsey influenced deeply by the morals of Marshall Mathers, otherwise known as Eminem.
1. Oh why hello there Homseysapian, where's my snare?

2. Ryan L, bend over!
Homseysapian by tsacks and faya December 16, 2008

Sock-holmsyndrome 

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
Holsey is a bright and unique name. Holsey means your funny and cute at the same time. She/He also will make you play if you have done something to her/him.
Boy- Holsey is a dork!
Another boy- Don’t play with her she will make you pay for it!
Holsey by anonymous October 30, 2021
A homicidal maniac, also known to be very clumsey. This type of person is rarely liked, he is a social outcast who has contenplated on commiting suicide on various occassions. He has known to grope and rape females, where then after he continues his routine rituals of being a retard. Conversations that take place with this person usually go along the lines of...
Person 1: Hey, how r ya
Holmesy: mmmmmmmmmm.
The I.Q. of this creature is not known as when he takes the standard IQ test, he recieves a lower score than idiot, they have not needed to name a lower score because no-one is generally this stupid or retarded, not even aboriginals.

Also known as:
Holmesy edgar cook
Holmesy Manson
Hannibal Holmesy
Person 1:"hey is that guy groping some chick"
Person 2:"Oh he is"
*walks over to stop it*
Person 1:"Oh it's just holmesy"
Holmesy by John Loch Smith September 12, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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