hooms

A Southern Californian homosexual male of Iranian descent.

Run before that hooms does you in the butt!

by Kamran H November 19, 2007

hoome

derived from the word homme, meaning man in French
1. homie
2. a person who takes English, French, or Spanish words and combines them to create a new language (such as, Frenspanglish)

She's my best friend, my hoome, pour vrai ("for real" in French).
Me and my hoome are going to IHOP, P.V.! (P.V. stands for "pour vrai")

by missMarTePants February 23, 2008

hoomed

Alternative to hooked but to a much larger intensity.

I'm hoomed on this cherry juice right now.

I'm hoomed on pills.

by Adslegend December 28, 2015

Hoom

A moan, to be used when other people don't do as you ask them to or when you want to annoy them, so that they do what you ask them to

If you don't get me a drink then I'll hoom at you!

by jazza January 18, 2003

no hoom

Arab slang for no homo. hoom = homo

I just ate a cock, no hoom

by leb from h1 May 16, 2011

Hoom

A dyslexic Homo (or Homosexual).

Look at the writing in this new one man play about a homo's traverse in life. I think the writer has dyslexia...

He's a hoom then.

by Rhompy November 19, 2010

hooms

Diminutive of hoomin (human), a term popularized on the Internet in LOLCATs, or cartoons that feature cats and other animals talking to their human owners in misspelt "animal language".

It is most commonly used as a term of endearment between enthusiasts of these cartoons.

Also spelled hoomz.

Hey hooms, thanks for washing the dishes today.

by Pedro's Owner July 4, 2012