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hookerness by pinball tony March 22, 2009
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holderness
A school that homo deluxes from Tabor think they destrory in sports. When in fact the only thing they destroy is each others anal cavities.
Tabor Student 1: oh dude you packed my fudge so hard last night
Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)
Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)
holderness by THUGMONEY April 14, 2005
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Hokeness
Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
Hokeness by Mango the mang April 13, 2005
Holderness
An elite prep school in Plymouth, NH that has phenomenal students, athletes, and artists. Holderness also kicks Tabor, Tilton, Proctor, and New Hampton's asses all at once.
Tabor student: I wish we were as awesome as Holderness.
Tilton Student: Well we're almost as awesome as Holderness
Proctor Student: No you're not... Holderness is the best.
New Hampton Student: I'm stupid..
Tilton Student: Well we're almost as awesome as Holderness
Proctor Student: No you're not... Holderness is the best.
New Hampton Student: I'm stupid..
Holderness by gobulls555 November 21, 2011
hookerbeast
an ugly motherfucker, someone who'd have to pay YOU a shitload of money to have any sort of physical or sexual actions with them.
Jonny: Hey there's your kinda girl, she's eye fucking you.
Marcus: Hell nah, she's a hookerbeast, HAHAHAHA you nasty fuck Jonny.
Marcus: Hell nah, she's a hookerbeast, HAHAHAHA you nasty fuck Jonny.
hookerbeast by Marcus J O November 15, 2006
holderness
A prep school in newengland that since the dawn of time has had there ass handed to them by Tabor academy
holderness by creator January 14, 2005
hookeresque
A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.
When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.
hookeresque by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008
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