hoojew

A Jewish elephant, decending from the famous tale, Horton hears a Jew.

Hey, what’s that new animal at the zoo? It looks like an elephant wearing a kippa

It’s a hoojew, dummy.

hoojew by Famous person 69 April 3, 2021

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boo hoo jew

A jew, usually a zionist, who uses his or her jewish faith/identity as a crutch or handicap by playing the part of a perpetual victim in order to recieve preferential treatment, attention, or as a means of discrediting anyone who challenges them by simply calling their opponent an anti-semite. (Hence the name boo hoo, as in, "boo hoo I'm a jew, I'm special you are not") Nearly all jewish zionists are boo hoo jews at heart. They give all jews a bad name and actually contribute to anti-semitic sentiments among non-jews. Jews who mind their own business and who don't wish to be treated differently often don't take kindly to their bullshit and will be labeled as self-hating jews by the boo hoo jews they challenge.

Rueben: How dare anyone condem the actions of Israel after all the jewish people have suffered over the years! I can't believe our prof had the balls to say that about Ariel Sharon. She is an anti-semite if I ever saw one.

Issac: Shut the fuck up you boo hoo jew, you make me sick. You make being jewish seem like a curse with your incessant bitching and masters degree in victimology.

Rueben: Anti-Semite!

Issac: I'm jewish dumb fuck!

Rueben: Ohh... ummm... Self-hating jew! What is wrong with you?

Issac: That tactic never gets old, does it?

boo hoo jew by callingoutzionistbigots August 26, 2009