Originally Defined in How I Met Your Mother by Robin Scherbatsky and Marshall Eriksen --- a euphemism for stringing along someone's interest in you until someone better is available.

Dude 1: She said "I can't be with you..........Right now"
Dude 2: You're so hooked
Dude1: No I'm not!
Dude 2: That was a classic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
Dude 1: But But!
Dude 2 : No But, you're a hookee

Hookee by Ted Mosby 2.0 July 15, 2010

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Houjee

when a hood rat tries to be boujee

That houjee is over there eating government cheese carrying a Louis

Houjee by dubpiece June 6, 2018

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Hoojie

Used when you momentarily can't remember the name of something/someone. Like thingymajiggy or whatchamacallit

"Here, pass the hoojie over here would ya?"

"Are we still going over to hoojie's tonight?"

Hoojie by Fannybaws92 April 9, 2015

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Hoohee

A person who enjoys calling out "Hoohee" as a mating call to their soulmate. Mostly blonde, tall girls are known for doing this, creating a ritual of licking shoes after performing the mating call. Hoohee's are crazy and its best to stay away from tall, blonde girls as they may be a Hoohee.

"Hoohee! Hoohee!" called a tall blonde girl, then started licking shoes.
"Oh god," said another girl, "We've found ourselves a Hoohee"
"Where is he? Where is my love?" the tall blonde girl asked as she continued licking shoes.
"I'm here!" says a guy, starting with T, running towards her.
"You answered my call!"
"Of course my love"
"HOOHEE"

Hoohee by GiraffeGeorge November 26, 2018

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