Halfstache 

1) Half of a moustache and/or beard. Preferably the left half is kept and the right half is shaved.

Dude, the halfstache is the most innovative thing of our time. It looks sweet!

Halfstache by Ian B. Line March 27, 2007

Holistache 

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.

My Holistache is dominant AF this year!

Holistache by TheTyResch December 22, 2020

Hawkstache 

A mustache and chin patch facial hair combination that true Seahawks fans (12s) grow out during the playoffs for good luck. A hawstache is dyed green and blue for the super bowl but only if the hawks make the big game. A hawkstache must be shaved off the day after either a playoff loss or super bowl Sunday.

Dude. Did you see Matt's hawkstache?! It is FREAKIN' RAD!

Hawkstache by Tim in Sedro January 27, 2015

Halfstack 

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."

Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.

Halfstack by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010

hoofstache 

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

hoofstache by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006

half stache 

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.

Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.

half stache by Board of Education May 17, 2006