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hoodologist 

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.
A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.
hoodologist by hoodologist October 13, 2009
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homopologist 

One , who isn't necessarily gay themselves , but is sympathetic to the cause of making homosexuality more acceptable and mainstream .
I told Mike his pants looked pretty gay , and two homopologists that happened to hear us talking , jumped right in to the conversation telling me I shouldn't use that word so casually.
homopologist by ultramagB August 1, 2011

foodologist 

BITCH YOU BETTER EAT THIS IMMA FOODOLOGIST

AND YOU FINNA EAT THE FOOD I CREATED....
foodologist by LilKay04 October 9, 2016

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.
1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

Hookalogist 

Someone who studies the different flavors of hookah and mixes flavors to get new tastes.
The man mixing all the flavors at the hookah bar was a hookalogist
Hookalogist by Brenton C January 22, 2009

Hooliologist 

graduate of university of life/hooliology dept
you do not need to be a criminal to be a criminologist, you do not need to be a psycho to be a psychologist and you do not need to be a hooligan to be a hooliologist
Hooliologist by casey stadium October 26, 2004

Horologist 

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.
Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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