Hogtologist 

Someone who has studied and mastered the art of diagnosing and curing mistreated, and mishandled hogs. A profession perfected by the brave and stunning Dr. Blanchmeister.

"Dude, I fucked this dirty chick last night .... do you know a hogtologist?"

Hogtologist by Dr. Blanchmeister January 26, 2020

hoodologist 

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.

A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.

hoodologist by hoodologist October 13, 2009

hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

hoeologist by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

Horologist 

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.

Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.

Horologist by nerd face and bonnie wee lass March 7, 2010

hoseologist 

hoseologist is the best tiktoker to ever exist in this whole platform +she is a very good friend

cheska/hoseologist best girl

hoseologist by 5kvictoria September 14, 2021