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hoodmorning

A ghetto form of saying goodmorning in the hood.
trey: hoodmorning Whats gud!!
by lmijgftu May 15, 2014
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Goodmorningwood

A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.

Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."
by orangeyouentertained August 25, 2013
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goodmorning usa

i got a feeling that its gonna be wonderful day..
bob: goodmorning usa..
jake: bob.. u have been saying that for 3 days in a row.
by ur favorite girl July 28, 2022
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HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.
* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!
by lowdoh January 27, 2020
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Tuesday Goodmorning

Waking up from a Monday night and seeing someone in your bed and you have no idea who it is.
Last week i shit my pants when i had a Tuesday Goodmorning!
by Chacaron December 17, 2008
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foodmorning

when you wake up and all you can think about is food in the morning
Foodmorning beautiful
by xolovemedeadox July 22, 2012
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Goodmorning, and Godbless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
"Man, I always start off my day with a howto fupa video and a Goodmorning, and Godbless. It helps keep my luscious."
by Splepil_man May 23, 2018
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