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hoochie ma 

A hoochie ma is a middle aged woman between 34-50 with the Fantasia haircut, panties stuck all up in their ass with the tiktok leggings, and a ugly ass graphic tee with "money" or somethin.. She has multiple men hooked around her pinkie finga with a ring on it. she always smell like dem church candies.. she always gon pull a man jus bc of her thighs n ass but shawty is ugly in da face.
Girl, my homegirl becoming a hoochie ma! She need to chill..
hoochie ma by jaelynwaylyn December 13, 2022
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hoochie mama 

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”
“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”
hoochie mama by emilym41 March 13, 2018

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.
The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.
Hoochie Magic by IronMikey March 8, 2023

hoochie mama 

Couchie is adapted from the French word coucher for "to go to bed" (like our word "couch", which you can lie down on). And around the turn of the century in really gritty clubs and circuses (and for a long time after that) women who danced suggestively rolling their hips were "hootchie coutchie" dancers, or dancing the "hootchie coochie".
These women were not considered morally upright in the general public, so calling a woman a hootchie cooch was calling her a tramp, especially if dressed in a way that is meant to be provocative and showy. Hootchie mama is a variation on this term. (And could get you beat down if you call a woman that.)
That Britney Spears ain't never gonna get her kids back going into the courtroom dressed like a hoochie mama.

That daughter of yours thinks she looks cute in her short skirt and bare midriff, but to the guys at school she just looks real hootchie.

"Now folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher. She was a red hot hootchie coocher..." - Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway - 1930)
hoochie mama by Marion R November 7, 2007

Hoochie Mama 

1. A female who dresses ghetto ho fabulous. Lots of gold, lots of weave-typically Pattie LaBelle style with red, purple, gold, or orange streaks, and long nails with lots of airbrush glitter, and color. This female's goal in life is to use her female attriibutes to obtain a male with lots of money or any money to spend on her. Weaves, rent, & diapers for her baby from another daddy included. 2. A ghetto version of a "Gold Digger".
Friday night (payday} at the club: "Ooo, girl the hoochie mamas are out trollin' tonight!"
Hoochie Mama by Karla January 21, 2004

hoodrat hoochie mama

A dirty skank ho from straight out the projects. Comes from the 2 Live Crew song "Hoochie Mama".
(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."

Hoochie Mama-ism

The act of being a Hoochie Mama.
Jason: Wow, look at that slut.
Brandon: Yeah, she probably graduated from Hoochie Mama-ism University.
Jason: Doesn't your mom teach there?