hoobits

a word that combines hooters, boobs, and tits in 1. as in breasts

Damn...lindsay lohan has big hoobits

by jeanette and amanda August 12, 2004

Welfare hobbits

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

Hobbitstacle

A short, rotund person in no particular hurry blocking your way on a city street. May or may not have furry toes.

I had 5 minutes to make the theatre before the curtain, ahead of me was a short, slow man. I swerved to the left, he shuffled likewise, I swerved to the right and he did the same. There was no ring road around this quite considerable hobbitstacle.

by Craig Ireson November 7, 2006

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007