Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
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A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
by hoodriverrat June 23, 2015
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There Booty licking horse fucking drugies they put it in there mom before school and don’t pull out our dang is spitter are quitters don’t be a hoe!
Jeff- yo you put it in your mom this morning

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A small town in Oregon, by the Columbia river! It’s known for kiteboarding, snowboarding, and other outdoor activities! You are more then likely able to see Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood! The weather can sometimes be very weird and unpredictable. It is taken over by mostly white citizens and latino citizens who believe and act like they are white. It’s attracts many tourists. It is a loving home to many!
Her: “What is Hood River?”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
by Trippiexx February 7, 2019
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