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This is a screwdriver and a hoover combined

its not stupid
im going to use this hoodriver to hoover this mess up .... then stab you with it ok
hoodriver by peter 223344 August 1, 2019

Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
Hood River by Poemrider December 24, 2010
A hoodride is an old vintage car that's been lowered and has original faded or worn paint. In the best case, the car will also have rust and patina. Mismatched panels, dents and missing parts enhance the look because they add more character and originality. Driving a hoodride is about making use of a car everyone else would avoid because it's "ugly" or "beyond repair" and being able to love it for what it is. It's enjoying your car because you built it the way you want, and not how everyone else thinks it should look.

A hoodride is most often an older model air-cooled Volkswagen, but it doesn't really have to be a VW to qualify for hoodride status--It can be any rusty old car.
Shit man... Now that's a real Hood Ride.

The car sat out in a field for about ten years, and lost several fenders. It's a real hoodride.
hoodride by The Sad Emoticon September 9, 2008

Hood River

A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
Hood River by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015
Slammed rusty, patina'd car usually a aircooled VW.
That hoodride Ghia has some sik petina!
Hoodride by Rustisgood December 9, 2008

hoodierection 

When you sit down in a chair while wearing a zip down hoodie and the zipper makes it look like you have an erection.
I sat down and my hoodie made a hoodierection!
hoodierection by syl0 March 20, 2015
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