honbit
honbit is a word to discribe a gay midget that is too short to be a hobbit but too tall to be a normal human being.
honbit by d0ubled33znutz July 20, 2021
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honbit
honbit by d0ubled33znutz July 20, 2021
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hobbit hair
A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
hobbit hair by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015
Turd Hobbit
A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
Turd Hobbit by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
Hobbit hole
A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
Hobbit hole by Cinquante March 30, 2015
River Hobbit
A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.
River Hobbit by PG November 26, 2004
hobbit porn
hobbit porn by Deimos2 November 28, 2010
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