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homoshop 

homoshop (V) - the act of intentionally producing convincing evidence of the presence of masculinity, to hide or otherwise cover the true homosexual appearance of someone
homoshop - ie - Robert Strachan uses a fake family portrait to disguise his flaming homosexuality
homoshop by Semour C. Men November 9, 2011

Homeshop 

Taking an item or items from one department of the hospital or medical center to stock up another department.
I can homeshop 16 pillows off of ortho without being noticed
Homeshop by MBMC Homeshopper July 12, 2010
A delusional disorder that typically afflicts gay men causing the sufferer to strongly believe that a statistically-impossible number of the men they meet are gay.
Trevor needs to get over his homohopia and realize that a guy can like his ass clean shaven, have a keen eye for color and still love pussy!
homohopia by SOX04 December 28, 2008

Homohopic 

Thinking, assuming, or wishing that someone is gay, despite most likely being straight.
You're just being homohopic if you think that Ben Cohen is actually gonna give his entire rugby team a bro-job.
Homohopic by BostonMike98 October 21, 2009
"that new ollie k tune is some real good homohop"
homohop by theperfectgentleman August 7, 2007

Homeshopping 

The act of heading back home to your parents house and raiding their pantry for food for your own apartment or dorm and NOT going to the supermarket
I will meet you guys at the game after I do some homeshopping and get my laundry done.
Homeshopping by Lee Coleman May 28, 2008