homoscope 

Just like a regular horoscope, but for gay people. It features all the zodiac signs in a homosexual design. Some people say it is more accurate for same-sex relationships. There’s also shit tons of ads for homoscopes on all kinds of gay sites and dating apps.

Gurl, did you already read your daily homoscope?

homoscope by Joey D. Brooke March 1, 2018

Horoscope 

Bullshit

Horoscope isn't real

Horoscope by Dat🅱️oi March 21, 2020

Homescapes

A game that is supposedly a Candy Crush ripoff. The game along with Township, Gardenscapes, and Fishdom has been infamously known for having many fake mobile game ads made by Playrix which including myself is pissed off.

(sees an ad)
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!

Homescapes by Aedyn February 23, 2020

horoscope 

A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.

There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

horoscope by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017

horoscope 

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

horoscope by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope 

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

horoscope by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

homoshop 

A poor example of photoshopping an image to mislead others.

"Hey check out this picture of your mom doing that guy"
"Dude, that's totally homoshopped."

homoshop by Churton June 24, 2008