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Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality 

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.
Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac 

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.
"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

homonecropedopyrobestiality 

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.
Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

homonecrobestiality 

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.
Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.
homonecrobestiality by Croz March 5, 2005

homonecropyrobeastiac 

Someone who likes to have sex with dead burning animals of the same sex.
Paul kept a secret, he was a homonecropyrobeastiac and had the burns to prove it.

Homosecksual 

The way the word "homosexual" sounds when you keep your tounge on the bottom of your mouth when you say it.
I really like to say homosecksual, it is funny
Homosecksual by Bob of Bobland September 27, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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