Homosecond

When you think you see an attractive girl & realize its a man.

Dude 1: yo check out that hot chick
Dude 2: thats a man bro
Dude 1: sheeeit, does that make me gay?
Dude 2: nah man, you just had a homosecond.

Homosecond by Pongw16 May 23, 2021

homosecond

When you think you see an a attractive girl & realize its a man.

Dude 1: Shes hot bro.
Dude 2: thats a man bruh
Dude 1: does that mean im gay?
Dude 2: nah, you just had a homosecond.

homosecond by Pongw16 May 23, 2021

Homoeconomic

When you are straight but act gay for financial gain, AKA going gay for pay.

Guy 1: "Hey check this out, I started an OnlyFans account and I've already made like 500 bucks from thirsty gay dudes."
Guy 2: "What are you, fucking gay?"
Guy 1: "No my dude, I'm just homoeconomic!"

Homoeconomic by Your Boy 19045 July 2, 2020

hugosecond 

A measurement of time for 10 seconds, or a decasecond.

WOW, Usain Bolt ran 100m in less than a hugosecond!

hugosecond by Rocomas May 11, 2018

homosendsexual

homosendsexual adjective/noun | /hoʊmoʊˈsɛnd sɛkʃuəl/ Describes a gay (or mostly gay) individual whose primary sexual wiring lights up only when draining their bank account into the hands of a dominant dude—think cashmaster alphas, gym-bro bullies, or “straight” finance bros who ghost you after the wire transfer clears. The homoerotic power flip is key: you’re not just paying; you’re funding his protein shakes while he calls you a “broke faggot ATM.” Physical hookups? Nah, that’s for amateurs—the real climax is the transaction alert pinging your phone at 3 AM.

Example: “Mark’s been deep in denial for years, but after wiring $500 to that Twitter cashmaster who wouldn’t even send a dick pic, he came out as homosendsexual. Pride month just got a PayPal sponsor.”

homosendsexual by RuinPilot+ November 29, 2025