home owner
"you are officially a home owner!"
"As of yesterday, due to my winning bid, I am a proud home owner!"
"As of yesterday, due to my winning bid, I am a proud home owner!"
home owner by andy September 2, 2003
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Home Owner
Home Owner by Louis G. May 13, 2006
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Home Owner by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022
Home-owner
Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.
Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.
Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
Home-owner by NVA Barry April 9, 2006
Home Owner's Association
An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.
If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.
Home Owner's Association by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006
Home Owner Boner
An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
Home Owner Boner by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015
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