holycrap

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Human or animal excrement that has been sanctified by some higher being, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha, Oprah, or some other divine power of the universe, usually as a means to spite a non-believer through an obvious metaphor for crap-slinging.

I will probably get hit with some holycrap for defining holycrap.

holycrap by [The Fonz] February 23, 2009

Words you can keep

holy crap batman

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

holy crap batman by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013

Holy Crap O Rama

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

Holy Crap O Rama by MDiver July 4, 2012

holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

holy crap by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.

See Kenya, forget norway

holy crap.lions! tours by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.

Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.

holy crap song by Pallid and Alive July 29, 2008

Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

Holy crap in a sack by Carlson_the_friendly_robot June 9, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026