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HOLY SHIZ 

my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person
sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"
HOLY SHIZ by whatislifeman September 8, 2017

holy shiz wizzle 

Holy shiz wizzle... I don't believe it!
holy shiz wizzle by Cat May 13, 2005

Holy Shiznit 

1. Am exclamation portraying the very excited or seriously ticked.

2. Kid Slang for 'Holy Sh*t!'
Sixth Grader: Well, Kat, homework is due today.

Kat: HOLY SHIZNIT!
Holy Shiznit by Purple Cheerleader October 23, 2009

Holy Shizzite 

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.
Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!
Holy Shizzite by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

holy shizzle dizzle 

it measn lyk crap or shoot
holy shizzle dizzle i lost my $$$

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.
kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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