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holy guava by basil_underwood November 7, 2023
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holy guacamole
B-I just became famous!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?
B-No
J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?
B-Because i dont like you!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-I'm leaving!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?
B-No
J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?
B-Because i dont like you!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-I'm leaving!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
holy guacamole by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013
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holy guacamole
Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
holy guacamole by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019
holy guacamole
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
holy guacamole by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009
holy guacamole
holy guacamole by Massiveturd December 20, 2009
holy guacamole
A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
holy guacamole by Omgeezus January 5, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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