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Horseapple 

The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.

They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.

They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.
What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.

It's a horseapple.
Horseapple by Bryonia May 29, 2009
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horseapple 

Dude Thats Not A Rock, Thats A HorseApple ! ! Ya FUK
horseapple by Mike Deez June 1, 2005

Horse Apple 

Horse Apple by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

horse apple 

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple
horse apple by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

Horseaphile 

One who rapes a horse because he cannot have any sexual acts with a human being whether it be male or female. He or she takes the genitals and places it in or near there own genitals
Nay Nay Nay...yea mare yea mare..Nay Nay Nay..Nay your an Horseaphile Nay Nay Nay
Horseaphile by Nay21 January 6, 2010
A great alpowerful name. Ahh what a good name.
Why is alpowerful holsapple here yes yes it is
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