A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.
Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!
by HET Driver July 21, 2021
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Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.
Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.
by shonkocharles July 20, 2021
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A person who likes to date a boy named jacob
Holtzapple She or likes to date a jacob or a wassim
by Petlover999 February 19, 2017
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