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Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.
Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.
by shonkocharles July 20, 2021
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
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Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.
Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!
by HET Driver July 21, 2021
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A person who likes to date a boy named jacob
Holtzapple She or likes to date a jacob or a wassim
by Petlover999 February 19, 2017
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