Holtzapple

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A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.

Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!

Holtzapple by HET Driver July 21, 2021

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Holtzapple

Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.

Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.

Holtzapple by shonkocharles July 20, 2021

holtzapple

A person who likes to date a boy named jacob

Holtzapple She or likes to date a jacob or a wassim

holtzapple by Petlover999 February 19, 2017

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ryan holtzapple

a very hot cute and smart a person everyone loves and admirers

omg he is so a ryan holtzapple

ryan holtzapple by xx_neckdasquad_xx November 28, 2020

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holsapple

A great alpowerful name. Ahh what a good name.

Why is alpowerful holsapple here yes yes it is

holsapple by Hhhahahahahahjahhahahahahaahha January 5, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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