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holijay

When a stoner has a joint on holiday, its called a holijay.
Its the first day of summer vacation, lets have a holijay.
by Devvi95 September 29, 2013
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holijay

When a stoner has a joint on holiday, its called a holijay.
Its the first day of summer vacation, lets have a holijay.
by Devvi95 September 18, 2013
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Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.
Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!
by Katarax April 21, 2015
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Tess Holiday

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".
Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".
by Anathemata September 23, 2021
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Hoppo Holiday

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
by studminustheu February 18, 2010
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holiday pour

A glass of wine filled close to the top of the glass, vs. just around half the glass as is usually the case.
Bartender, l'll have a glass of Chardonnay, and please make it a holiday pour.
by Ronco712 October 17, 2022
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Holiday In Cambodia

The guy below me obviously knows nothing about great punk music,
but this is actually an amazing song by the most influential punk band in history, Dead Kennedys.
Go listen to it, now.
Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife

- Holiday in Cambodia-Dead Kennedys
by \]\]\]\/[/[/[/ October 17, 2009
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