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Holiday-whore

1)The act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings.

2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.

3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.
Mark - "So, what's new?"
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."

Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."
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Holiday Whore 

An Urban Dictionary user who, at every opportunity, posts definitions to words that are relevant to the day they are posted, I.E. Christmas, Thanksgiving, or the release of a popular movie.
Not Steve #1: "Wow, another of Steve's definitions was featured!"

Not Steve #2: "He's a total holiday whore."
Holiday Whore by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

holiday whore 

A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.
I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.
holiday whore by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Holiday Whore 

A Non-Religious person who celebrates holidays that they have no right to. For instance, if you denounced Christianity 15 years ago, yet you still celebrate Christmas and Easter, you are a Holiday Whore. Most Atheists are Holiday Whores.
"Dude, what are you doing shopping for Christmas? I thought you were Athiest?"
"Yea, but I still celebrate it."
"Why?"
"Dunno, its fun."
"Dude, you're a total Holiday Whore!"

Holiday whore 

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.
I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.
Holiday whore by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026