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Holiday Season 

Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.
Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!

Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.

Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*
Holiday Season by JeChristo July 25, 2011

Holiday Season 

A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.
Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.
Holiday Season by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

The Holiday Season 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry
The Holiday Season by ninjacow December 25, 2010

holiday movie season

These are the movies released during the holiday season. They usually are released from about the second week of November to the third week of December, sometimes even on Christmas Day. These movies are usually family-friendly (and often holiday-themed) movies but may also be movies that are Oscar-worthy. This and the summer blockbuster season are the two most important in Hollywood.
Family-friendly movies such as those in the "Harry Potter" and "Chronicles of Narnia" movies are released during the holiday movie season. Oscar winners like "Titanic" are also released at this time.
holiday movie season by New English December 14, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026