Derogatory word meaning "male heterosexual." Made popular by the character Jack on the American television series "Will & Grace" during the 2005-2006 season.
A pox upon you, you hole puncher! I am sick of being a second class citizen when I am a MUCH better citizen than you are!
by Hephaestion May 09, 2006
the term given to the male reproductive organ found in the "crotch" area. it is also known as a schlong boner and penis among others.
"my god thats a massive hole puncher you have there"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"
by palmnet December 15, 2004
by That Other Girl's Girlfriend December 03, 2010
by god is my judgement February 09, 2008
Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.
Henceforth the penis shall be called,
The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Henceforth the penis shall be called,
The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!
by hatrancho June 30, 2023
A woman who is fed up with neospeak and punches whoever refers to her womanly bits as a "bonus hole."
Nutjob: Vagina isn't inclusive enough, it doesn't hurt you to use "bonus hole."
Me: I'm walking away before I become a bonus hole puncher.
Me: I'm walking away before I become a bonus hole puncher.
by Xerinex July 08, 2023
When a girl/boy gets penetrated in three places at one time, whether by a penis or another foreign object.
Louis was recived a three hole puncher when three by three guys when they put their penises inside him. One in his mouth, one in his anus, and one in his ear. This happens to him alot.
by WiTBsh? October 30, 2007