Hole dick 

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.

"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"

Hole dick by Harry person October 21, 2019

dick hole stepdad 

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

dick hole stepdad by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

dick hole 

The hole that is at the end of your dick moron. Not to be confused with the hole that your finger is usually stuck in that smells like shit. Next time you piss, look at the end of your dick.....that hole.

Oh marge, look into this tiny hole at the end of my dick and tell me what you see.

dick hole by Dave Faircloth March 23, 2005

dick hole 

the hole in a man's underwear normally used as an escape hatch or breathing portal for his little buddy, mr. dickster

Rosie O'Donnel has a dick hole in her panties.

dick hole by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

dick hole 

noun. slang term for mouth. much like cake hole or pie hole.

joe: I love pres. Obama!
bob: one more comment like that and you're getting socked in the dick hole!

dick hole by the midnight skulker January 25, 2011

dick hole 

A Director of Sales named Mark

I can't believe you quoted that rate, you really are a dick hole.

dick hole by wb March 23, 2005