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To achieve victory in the last conceivable second and after failure is assumed by all, including the victor. This is almost always achieved by dumb luck or reckless stupidity.

Me: Dude I thought you were gonna fuck Carmen Electra?
Bob: Yeah me too but fucking Princehojazzed me.
hojazz by Ben Dover IX March 15, 2009
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hajazzle 

The spreading of ejaculate on the person or object of your choosing and adding sugar.
"She really likes to be hajazzled."

"She wanted to hajazzle"
hajazzle by BurnieFletcher May 3, 2010
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horazzle 

Kind of like "hooray" but not quite. It's pretty universal. It's fun to say. Try it!
Horazzle!

HIP HIP HORAZZLE!!
horazzle by E. Just E. February 9, 2005
Handsome, athletic and chill, attracts the finest woman, tall with brown eyes and long dark hair. A thot magnet, great at almost every sport and very fit
I love hijazzys dark hair
Omg he is so good at football

I dream of hijazzy every single night
Hijazzy is so sexy
hijazzy by Peter schmical November 23, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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