hoiker 

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

hoiker by bigname July 28, 2015

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

hookery 

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth 

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

Hooker Tooth by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hooker's Toothbrush 

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

Hooker's Toothbrush by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012