hohohosexual 

a person that is sexually attracted to people that look like Santa Claus

Karen told John she is a hohohosexual

hohohosexual by NYGiantsfan September 18, 2020

hohosexual 

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.

See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.

hohosexual by PohTayToez December 30, 2007

Hochosexual 

when two heterosexual friends "accidentally" blow each other or perform any sexual acts on the other.

"dude i was over at Chads house and he tried to go hochosexual on me. but i wont let that hocho suck my cock, even if we were in boy scouts together."

Hochosexual by jojo11 February 10, 2006

homobosexual 

Well, it's when someone decides to give up all they've got and live life on the edge. They sleep under bridges and on stranded trains. They're also gay.

Steve, the little gay kid next door, is now homeless. He's now a homobosexual

homobosexual by garygogogo November 7, 2009

homorosexual 

When an individual could be characterized as bisexual, this will indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations to herto-relations.

Opposite of hetemosexual.

Example
Bisexual 1: I like guys more than girls, but I still like girls. What's that called?
Bisexual 2: Homorosexual.

homorosexual by mariotti April 16, 2015

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009