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an adjective
a word describing an idividual who looks like such a "ho"
that another person would get an slight orgasm from the clear thought of boning her.

Look at those booty shorts SHE's sporting.

I know...what a hogazm!

hogazm by Misfette(WC) July 3, 2008

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hogasm

The term used to describe a prostitute's faked orgasm when in the middle of intercourse with a client.

Guy #1: I was all up in that ho with my jimmy last night...she was screaming my name, yo!
Guy #2: Man, you trippin'. That was a pure hogasm, dawg.
Guy #1: Fo' real?
Guy #2: Fo' real.
Guy #1: Damn.

hogasm by jasonisjericho June 26, 2006

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hogazm • Hogasm • hogamara • hogame • hogamuffin • Hogan MOOSECOCK • Hogan Man-Dildo

Hogasm

This is the term for when the legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan is "hulking up".

Look at Hulk Hogan Hogasm!

Hogasm by KramCola October 26, 2003

hogame

to run a "ho-ass game"; to annoy, mooch, or otherwise be wack.

Stop hogaming the Dutch, please pass it.

hogame by pyyyss April 7, 2004

hogamuffin

A word commonly used as an insult. It is meant to be offensive and hurtful to the receiver.

Bri, you hogamuffin!

hogamuffin by Hoagie Smith June 11, 2011

hogamara

Having Trouble or being in danger
Having painful anal sex without consent i.e anal rape

Hogamara Shara, Akash Vora tara

hogamara by storm29 October 13, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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