hog on

n., an erect penis; a raging hard-on

"Man, the dude in that porn flick must've whacked his hog on for an hour!"

"Woke up with a huge hog on this morning."

by Ourrias December 10, 2006

Hog on a cloud

feeling good...like a smoke and a pancake.

God damn...I'm like a hog on a cloud.

by butterballs June 16, 2006

Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

Hog on a rog

Another word for a lil ugly bitch

You look a hog on a rog

by S.E.M_Artist August 13, 2020

Crankin' the Hog on them BBC’s

On episode 800 of the Savage Lovecast at 16:10 there's a good ol' boy talking about missing his sweet lady Barb, and about how he missed "Crankin' the Hog on them Big Block Chevys" (BBCs) with her as a euphemism for having sex. I absolutely fell out hearing this. The best term for having sex I've heard in a very long time!! Sorry about Barb dude. She sounds like she was a keeper!

Baby I can't wait ta get wit you and Crank the Hog on them BBCs!! "Crankin' the Hog on them BBC’s"

by Phydeaux2000 February 23, 2022

Pig on a Hog

Motorcycle police officer

That pig on a hog was hiding behind a bush on the sidewalk when he caught me speeding

by leobacon October 6, 2010