hoespice 

The provision of palliative care for terminally slutty hoes, either at a specialized facility or at a residence, and support for the family, typically refraining from taking extraordinary measures to prolong and hookups.

"I haven't seen him out for a while. It's like he's in hoespice care or something!"

hoespice by anonymous August 20, 2024

Hospice 

Making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their passing comes

Person 1: Man, I heard that Jim's grandpa is in hospice.
Person 2: Oh, we should go visit him before he dies.

Hospice by Shmellbell135 October 22, 2013

Hotspice

Extreamly Hot Girl

J'vaani;" OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE WAS A HOTSPICE JEEEEZE. "

Hotspice by Boss;) September 2, 2011

hospice 

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness

Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.

hospice by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009

hospice'em 

The act of drugging a loved one to death, "Legally". The physcian will prescribe home hospice for your loved one after hearing they are in pain, and about to die. The private matter is also a great chance to kill your loved one. The drug induced death is usually the first night of the Morphine order from the doctor.

What the hospice'em Maryann syndrome is:

What you said: I promise to love you till death.
What I meant: I'll let you live until I'm done with you.

The story: He struggled with so much pain, then he died so suddenly.
The real story: He struggled with me while I was killing him, now that pain has died.

hospice'em by ptacdr January 4, 2007

hospice 

The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.

Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.

hospice by markvw59 April 26, 2011

hoeslice 

A tantalizing male friend.

Stand back, I'm takin' a hoeslice.

hoeslice by gddssgalore April 2, 2007