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a slutty dude who gets around with lotsa hoes.
Damn jonny, you're such a hoeblow!
hoeblow by Mikycaine February 15, 2010
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Heblow Headrush 

An Asian blowjob, the best kind of blowjob that exists.
Damn man, last night I got a heblow headruhs, it was amazing

WOW Her heblow headrush is too good for words
Heblow Headrush by Studys Agga Bagga September 17, 2007
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Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.
After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.
hoblow by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

Hoelloween 

Everyones favorite holiday; halloween, except girls dress like hoes.
Happy Hoelloween bitches!
Hoelloween by martittys October 29, 2011

HoBlowin 

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.
Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?
HoBlowin by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

Hoellowers 

Female Followers on Instagram

Hoes that Follow every guy

Hoe+ Follower = Hoellowers
Hey T: You do got alot Hoellowers on Instagram!
T: what you mean ?

Hoes that follow you on Instagram
Hoellowers by UNIQUE JAY July 27, 2020

hoblowjob 

Giving a blowjob to a homeless guy for whatever loose change or bottles they have.

Example: Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs to make enough money for bus fare home.
Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs behind the bus stop to make enough money for bus fare home.
hoblowjob by PolliwogFire August 6, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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