hoebernation 

the time after halloweekend when the holiday season begins and girls are done hoeing around due to it being cuffing season. hoebernation enables couples holiday festivities and promotes optimal heat conservation through cuddling during these cold months.

i can now be in a relationship for christmas as i have gone into hoebernation after a crazy hoe season

hoebernation by idkidk234 November 4, 2022

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by White Choc March 3, 2011

Hollernation 

Name of elite group of peeps which was originated and is currently seen in the Shire, north side of Chicago. Created by a Sinise Sider who shall remain anonymous.

Stranger #1: Yo, isn't that Hollernation, the cool group from the Shire coming down the street. All they like to do is drink and yell "Holler." They rock!!

Stranger #2: Sure is. Hollernation is the shit!! They tend to get alittle handsey and crux too!!

Hollernation by Sinise Sider October 8, 2008

Premature Hibernation 

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

Premature Hibernation by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation 

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

Olympic hibernation by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010