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hoe's hoe by shaleanback December 8, 2021
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Bro's Before Hoe's
When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
Bro's Before Hoe's by Air Assault January 12, 2008
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bro's before hoe's
what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first
similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first
similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.
Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
bro's before hoe's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
Macca's Hoe
A cheap slut found in McDonald's establishments, usually has a really bogan Australian name, like Lara, Sharleen or Mariah. Has a fat beer gut or is just fat in general, and personal hygiene is at an all time low. Usually a 2 out of 10. The only guys that go after them are those that have lost all faith in their ability to pick up chicks or are on the verge of becoming gay. Will happily be someones side bitch.
Macca's Hoe by notloogieyeet August 26, 2018
Shamiya’s Hoe
A hot tall bitch that can get any girl to simp for her 😩 she makes us drool and she can make our heart beat. She is the goddess of all girls 😳 and her body figure is just *chef kiss* get you a shamiya and you will be pleased 😩😩😩
Shamiya’s Hoe by Chxt.mari May 1, 2021
Harlem Hoe(s)
A Harlem Hoe(s) are girls who sleep with guys while dating other guys.. and they are so skanky that they have their boobs out and thier asses hanging out, all day everyday. They will try to get with anyone and everyone. So hid your boyfriend.. They put up number signs like 1,2,3,4,1326, in picture and post them to Facebook to show everyone how many guys they have slept with. The girls ages range from 13-15.
-Hey, did you see Katelynn today?
-Yea, who hasnt?
-Well.. I heard she broke Madison's record.
-Really?!
-Yup.. 4 guys in 2 day!
-Wow.. I wonder who will beat it next.
-I bet you instead od Harlem Hoe(s), is going to be Hononegah Whores..
-You will win.
-Yea, who hasnt?
-Well.. I heard she broke Madison's record.
-Really?!
-Yup.. 4 guys in 2 day!
-Wow.. I wonder who will beat it next.
-I bet you instead od Harlem Hoe(s), is going to be Hononegah Whores..
-You will win.
Harlem Hoe(s) by Some1No1Knows November 7, 2012
Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows
Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.
-"Hey man you want to hang out?"
- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"
- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"
Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows by GangsterJew October 3, 2011
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