Hobie 

A kind way to say a straight up smart ASS!! Who loves to annoy people and only lied cares about his self

Damn would you please stop being a Hobie

Hobie by Mc big wack April 14, 2015

Hobie 

An obnoxious, ugly, nerdy smart-ass twat who pisses off everyone who he thinks would be his friend but doesn't have any. Has an obsession with memes and star wars.

"That new kid Hobie is such a twat"

Hobie by Handlebar CCTV October 14, 2018

Hobie 

A hobie is a trash person, except they want you to think they're the polar opposite of that. A hobie is usually arrogant, vain, poorly-dressed, and obnoxious.

Wow, Drew is SUCH a hobie, everyone knows he works at McDonald's and dresses like a dumb 7 year old, and he SOMEHOW thinks hes great!

Hobie by LBQueen January 25, 2018

Hobie 

All around cool don’t give af chill

I’ve just been a Hobie lately.

Hobie by Jack me haulf September 14, 2020

hobie 

a homophobic gay person. similar to a coon, a hobie will cater to the straights in any way they can.

“Rebecca said that I was a disgrace to my family after I came out to her…”

“Isn’t she dating a girl right now??”

“Oh my gosh, you’re right, she’s such a hobie.”

hobie by anon.gay September 26, 2021

Hobie Gates 

A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.

Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?

Hobie Gates by Cranialsodomy June 1, 2011

Hobie Brown 

A hot, british,funny,smart punk guy who is boyfriend material. Hobie Brown is a REAL NIGGA and would NEVER betray the homies. He's a anarchist and has an amazing sense of humour to match his fineeeee looks, total 10/10 baba gurl.

I wish Hobie Brown was my man

Hobie Brown by Ilovefictionalcharacters69 July 23, 2023