hobbiter 

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

hobbiter by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

Hobbitefeet 

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021

Hobbitler 

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

Hobbitler by n008a April 12, 2009

hobaiter 

someone who bait's ho's. Someone who is not good enough to get paid for sex. They have to give it away.

She is nothing but a hobaiter. She is so fat she can't get paid.

hobaiter by brinic April 23, 2012

Hobbiterific 

Hobbit like.

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.

Hobbiterific by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018

hobbited 

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.

Dude, you just got hobbited!

hobbited by Popovich2 January 25, 2011