hobaiter 

someone who bait's ho's. Someone who is not good enough to get paid for sex. They have to give it away.

She is nothing but a hobaiter. She is so fat she can't get paid.

hobaiter by brinic April 23, 2012

hobbiter 

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

hobbiter by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

Hobbiterific 

Hobbit like.

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.

Hobbiterific by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018