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habbitch

A woman (or man for that matter) that ensnares their mate through guilt and prevents them from experiencing the joys and liberties they might otherwise enjoy. The mate is the victim of an unhealthy, addictive relationship, which is often impossible to eradicate, even withstanding multiple interventions.
Jones, it's about time you kicked that nasty little habbitch.
by Wames Joods September 23, 2004
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habbitch

what you say to your friends after they pick something up that u dropped.
peter- (drops pen)
dhillon-(picks it up and gives it to peter)
peter-haaaabitch
by thEnuTz` June 10, 2005
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Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.
Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!
by Really_KG? May 2, 2009
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Habitchuated

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.
Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.
by RogerZero March 9, 2010
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Habitch

N. a person that causes a grievance or disservice by doing something in a habitual manor

V. the act of causing a grievance or disservice by doing something habitually
" Dude she locked me out of the house again, she knows i don't take keys to the garbage... She's such a habitch!"

"he habitched out and started smoking again."
by Aaron-Core May 14, 2008
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habitchual

1. A behavioral pattern that's a bitch to break.

2. A relationship that's hard to end.
1. I can't go a day without texting. It's habitchual.

2. This relationship is so on again off again. It's habitchual.
by bigblue2 February 12, 2013
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hobbitch

hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches)
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.

NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)

also see: succubus
Last night I peed in Roxanne's hair, she is such a hobbitch.
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