hob-goblin 

1. noun - A human being that has such extraordinary goblin like qualities that the term 'goblin' alone doesn't do it justice. Hob goblins are just a tad creepier than your basic goblin, they tend to have a little stronger hitch in their getalong, a little stronger smell, etc. There's probably some perfectly natural explanation for the rampant existence of these types- poor nutrition, bad hygeine, and bad breeding in the first place.

"Have you seen that hob-goblin lookin' mother fucker that works at the sports bar? Hopefully he's not the one that makes the popcorn."

hob-goblin by earlsgarage July 30, 2008

hob goblin 

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

hob goblin by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

hob goblin 

a socially awkward person who has their own unique language and life style compared to normal society; the lifestyle often consist of strange or outdated music, odd clothing and strange catch phrases no one has heard of.

ex 1.
"Dude did you hear that kid?"

"Ya, what was he saying?"

"I don't know man it was weird!"

"Total hob goblin!"

ex 2.
"Hey isn't that Powder?"

"No thats just that hob goblin kid!"

hob goblin by J.R. Hogkiller January 3, 2009

hob goblin 

a very shady person. Usually found creeping around town, looking for people to smoke weed with them, someone who when youre with them attracts unwanted attention. Never has weed of their own, occasionally will come up with a dollar for a blunt, but thats it.

"fuck that hob gob mother fucker"
"dudes a hob goblin homie he aint ever got no bud"
"BACK UP HOB GOB!!"

hob goblin by Sean Don and Codine October 16, 2008

hob goblin 

arely from east. that is all.

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters

hob goblin by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

slob-goblin-hob-goblin 

a term identified as a type of oral sex used when a male or female "slobbers" on the persons genitalia.

Ah man she gave me a good slob-goblin-hob-goblin last night

slob-goblin-hob-goblin by jhilsupreme March 31, 2010