hoapt 

hooker. on . a . pop tart.

Wow! that girl is a real hoapt

hoapt by daddy christ is in you. September 6, 2020

hoatsed 

getting played by the new girl.

did you see what happened to him in history?

no. what?

the new girl fucking hoatsed him.

hoatsed by skankdesnutz14 October 13, 2016

Hoatnep 

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

Hoatnep by Cowboy_ January 4, 2022

Hoopticoo 

A bad state of affairs.

This code is a steaming pile of hoopticoo.

Hoopticoo by Saltenhaus May 22, 2018

hoopty 

Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.

1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.

hoopty by Cello March 11, 2005

hooptie 

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

hooptie by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

haptodysphoria 

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."

haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008