haptodysphoria 

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."

haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008

haptodysphoria 

Fear of fuzzy fruits and or fuzzy surfaces.

I have an extreme haptodysphoria (fear of kiwi's and peaches). My friends chase me around with them. I lock myself in the bathroom.

haptodysphoria by Stef B. August 31, 2006

haptodysphoria 

(hap-toe-dies-for-ee-ah)

An odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.

Man the way he handles my haptodysphoria is like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Yo' check out the haptodysphoria on that one. a lil fuzz is all it does.

Thats some sexy haptodysphoria for you Buddie.

haptodysphoria by didelphiaKjean April 18, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008