haptodysphoria
An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.
haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008
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haptodysphoria
I have an extreme haptodysphoria (fear of kiwi's and peaches). My friends chase me around with them. I lock myself in the bathroom.
haptodysphoria by Stef B. August 31, 2006
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haptodysphoria
(hap-toe-dies-for-ee-ah)
An odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.
An odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.
Man the way he handles my haptodysphoria is like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Yo' check out the haptodysphoria on that one. a lil fuzz is all it does.
Thats some sexy haptodysphoria for you Buddie.
Yo' check out the haptodysphoria on that one. a lil fuzz is all it does.
Thats some sexy haptodysphoria for you Buddie.
haptodysphoria by didelphiaKjean April 18, 2010
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