haptodysphoria 

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."

haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008

haptodysphoria 

Fear of fuzzy fruits and or fuzzy surfaces.

I have an extreme haptodysphoria (fear of kiwi's and peaches). My friends chase me around with them. I lock myself in the bathroom.

haptodysphoria by Stef B. August 31, 2006

haptodysphoria 

(hap-toe-dies-for-ee-ah)

An odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.

Man the way he handles my haptodysphoria is like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Yo' check out the haptodysphoria on that one. a lil fuzz is all it does.

Thats some sexy haptodysphoria for you Buddie.

haptodysphoria by didelphiaKjean April 18, 2010