An ugly ho who thinks she is dating Pac, Stoltz, and kmart at the same time, a delisional freak who needs to stop being a homie hopper and just be with dyl.

that Amanda girl just slept with 5 guys, what a ma-ho-ho

Ma-ho-ho by kelscas January 7, 2008

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ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho

1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them

ho-maintenance by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011

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punani ho mart

An asian store where people go to buy groceries. Also a place to meet pretty asian girls xD

Dude, lets hit up da punani ho mart.

punani ho mart by md91 September 28, 2010

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Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

Tastes like ho maid! by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

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Ho Made

1. Something made at home.
2. Something made by ho's.

1. That cake sure was good, ho made foe-sure.
2. That cake tastes like ass, ho made foe-sure.

Ho Made by KungFu Donut February 18, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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