hnalm

the act of acting sketchy in the pursuit of blazing

1: "yo dude i had to hnalm the whole night because my mom was on my case."
2: "bro that sucks, but i've been hnalming for the past week since all my spots are being blown up."

by dvalle June 1, 2010

Halmes

DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes

Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap

by TheEni45 September 8, 2018

Halm

1. To consume rapidly in dominant fashion
2. To rep

Wow P-Unit really halmed that halmburger!

by T-unit11111 December 1, 2005

Hjalmar

Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.

I fucked Hjalmar last night, his dick was huge!

If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.

Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!

by jimbo420 September 9, 2014

hjälm

Swedish for helmet.

Vilken fin hjälm! = What a nice helmet!

by Lof33 December 23, 2009

Halmy

When you are about to take off your pant when you are about to fuck and your dick pops up like a spring.

Baby let me see. Boinggg. Oh we’re gonna have fun tonight with your halmy.

by Hey buddies May 8, 2019

Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.

John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...

by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012