When you are so confused, baffled, shooketh, befuddled that you combine "Huh?" and "What?" so it comes out as a "Hwhat?!" The "wha" in hwhat is usually pronounced like Waluigi's signature WAAA to add to the effect. Commonly used by AP Seminar teachers and people who are too stubborn to check their spelling.

Person 1: All Skittles have the same flavor.
Person 2: (mind cannot comprehend this) HWHAT?!

Hwhat by Anna Nomys September 14, 2020

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hmwha?

An expression combining "hmm" and "what?"
Used when in confusion or doubt.

Confusion
Paul: Agaga baalgajo ogishaooo igjaowii appa wwi hhhab htaihth.

Drew: Hmwha? (I don't understand your crazytalk)

Doubt
Paul: I had some juicy awesome watermelon flavored sex with my boyfriend's ex platypus last night in my pontoon boat even though it was hailing.

Drew: Hmwha? (you're making this up, no one would do you.)

hmwha? by jadamcmiles November 24, 2006

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huwhat?

1.a wurd that chappelle uses in a really funny skit
2.every word lil jon says in every song

airline lady:would you like to bill this to your credit dard sir?

lil jon:huwhat?

airline lady:would you like to bill this to your credit card sir?

lil jon:huwhat?

al:would you like to bill this to your credit card???!!!???

lil jon:yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!

huwhat? by yeah i give out my name to random people June 26, 2004

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HWHAT!!!!!

a term used by rapper Little jon. the word Hwhat is pronounced just like what exept with an H in front. can also be used with YEEAHH and OHKAY.

a: "Thank you come again"
lil jon: HWHAT!!!
A: "Thank you come again"
lil jon: HWHAT!!!!
a: THANK YOU!!! COME AGAIN!
lil jon: OHKAY!!!
LIL JON: YEEAHH!!!

HWHAT!!!!! by Bud February 26, 2004

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hawhawhaw

Used instead of haha, it's just another way of laughing, like muahahaha.

Person1: Im so blazed I can't even see strait!!
Person2: hawhawhaw!

hawhawhaw by sYxJesterz June 5, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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