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Hjönk Hjönk 

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough
Hjönk Hjönk by Yeetboi96 October 10, 2019
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Hjönk hjordis Hjortur HJOB HJOTP hjo hjoim Hjönkening hjonker Hjönk Hjönk
Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.
Hjönk by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019
The sound of the goose uprising. When this sound is heard you tend to hide every item you earn and hide in telephone box.
The hjokening is here brothers, time to rise up!!! Hjonk Hjonk am goose
Hjonk by me10n April 23, 2020
Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.
Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."
HJOTP by Maffou March 13, 2008
Hjonk hjonk hjonk I am goose
Hjonk hjonk
Hjonk by C-stick November 30, 2019
A greeting that can be used in place of hello.
Hjowdy partner.
Hjowdy by Dooplezorpz October 18, 2019