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the most beautiful, stunning, funny, loving, incredible human being you will meet. She will blow you away with her goddess beauty and is the most badass you will ever meet her name means warrior goddess and don't ever hurt her. Take your chance now and never ever let her go. She will love you forever.
wow, that must be a Hjordis, she looks stunning today.
hjordis by blake collins October 11, 2020
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Ummm? This is a nerd. She has AKWARD glasses. She do not drink and smoke and she is white. She loves food and studying and never works out. Clearly a virgin.
Omgg she's such a hjordis!!
hjordis by Savagefauckingboyyyzz December 15, 2016
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Hjördis 

There is different types of Hjördis

Hjördis 1 is the original Hjördis, she is like 60 years old, has blond hair, lives in a cottage in the woods with her two cats alone. She is very introverted and doesn't like talking to other people, she only likes her cats and her cats only. This Hjördis can be seen in many movies, or read about in books, she is sort of like a Hjördis legend (sometimes she is also blind).

Hjördis 2 Is that weird girl you met in high school, she probably has curly hair and wears a lot of colorful knitted clothing, she is also carries around an instrument wherever she goes, usually a clarinet or a cello. She is sort of desperate and really wants a boyfriend, but people just thinks she is annoying because she talks so much. She writes a lot of fanfiction, and she promotes her tumblr a little too much.

Hjördis 3 is this cute toddler who can speak more than most kids in her age, she has parents who only eats vegan, drinks a lot of tea, and owns a turtle. She has an amazing vocabulary for a two year old, and she knows like every single bird type in the world. Her parents are a little too proud of her and they like to show her off to others, she hates the attention tho.

If you ever meet someone namen Hjördis, it's probably one of these three people.
Someone: Have you met Hjördis yet?
Someone else: Yeah i have she seems interesting
Hjördis by Gay energy May 27, 2020

Hjördis 

Hjördis is one of the most beautiful things on earth. Once you see her you will never be able to forget her and her beauty will haunt you even in your dreams.

Hjördis might also be able to kill or love you forever, you never really know what she i up to.
Oh wow, that Hjördis is really after you, is she in Love with you or are you gonna die? Anyways, goodbye!
Hjördis by anonymous April 20, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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