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historisist 

one who knows much history, but only lets out small amounts to either (a) annoy people or (b) try to make themselves seem intellegent/funny/cool/historiful.
Person: Is historisist a word?

Historisist: It is now.
historisist by Monkeyfart February 6, 2006

Historism 

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)
Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"
Historism by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

historicide 

The murder of history; accomplished when a historian leans too far to the postmodernist/relativist or too far to the scientific/objectivist side of the spectrum.
Gibbon nearly committed historicide back there. Thank goodness Ranke has sorted us all out.
historicide by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

historyism

thats historyism Tyce
historyism by whatumean23 January 15, 2019

historicity 

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."
Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.
historicity by metawave August 13, 2019

Would definitely struggle in historics 

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.
Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics